I AM the center of the universe.

Everything DOES revolve around me.

And, yes, I DO light up your life.

The Plan

So I think I'm going to move to Boston! No, I don't have a job there yet. No, I don't have a place to live there yet. No, I have not yet put more than 1 hour's worth of effort into finding either, but Boston just sounds like it would be a great, fun, exciting-but-not-too-exciting place to live.

And I'd like to leave today, please - I have deadlines approaching. :)