I feel like this sums it up nicely...

"I really like....not talking to crazy people. It's pretty much my favorite."

- Dan

I don't curse.

And yet my sister says this to me:

I'm sure if you pray to God about things to repent of, He'll bring that to your remembrance.

Um, yeah. I'll get right on that. :P

Is there ANY context in which this makes sense?

"I rarely think of my legs as part of my body."

- A

And that, ladies and gentlemen, is that.

"Pretty much everything in the universe is common sense to me."

- Dan

Pockets are pretty amazing. And so is this line from E.

So he didn't have any of the following with him one day a few weeks ago:

• cell phone
• keys
• wallet

And when asked why, he responded:

Because I put pants on this morning, and they weren't in them.

And that, ladies and gentlemen, is a reason.