Thursday, August 27, 2009

I feel like this sums it up nicely...

"I really like....not talking to crazy people. It's pretty much my favorite."

- Dan

Saturday, August 15, 2009

I don't curse.

And yet my sister says this to me:

I'm sure if you pray to God about things to repent of, He'll bring that to your remembrance.

Um, yeah. I'll get right on that. :P

Monday, August 03, 2009

Sunday, August 02, 2009

And that, ladies and gentlemen, is that.

"Pretty much everything in the universe is common sense to me."

- Dan

Saturday, August 01, 2009

Pockets are pretty amazing. And so is this line from E.

So he didn't have any of the following with him one day a few weeks ago:
  • cell phone
  • keys
  • wallet
And when asked why, he responded:
Because I put pants on this morning, and they weren't in them.
And that, ladies and gentlemen, is a reason.