Well, you never know when you need to demolish glass ceilings, release some deadline stress, or impress the World of Warcraft fans down in the tech dept. For those times you can rely on Offix Ax to provide you with quality, office-ready axes.
Sometimes late at night I break into song. And in recognition of that whole it's - really - too - late - for - anyone - to - expect - me - to - be - rational thing, I typically preface my musical rendition with, "That reminds me of a song...and it goes a little something like this."
And so, when the mood strikes me, or the hour is late enough ;) , here is where I'll break into the silly songs of my childhood, the pseudo-intellectual ramblings of my grad student-hood, the haphazard mutterings of my single-hood, the philosophical musings of my female-hood, the inspirational babblings of my human-hood, the frazzled sputterings of my junior high French teacher-hood.
So world, this is me. These are my thoughts, this is my life. And it goes a little something like this...
4 comments:
Well, you never know when you need to demolish glass ceilings, release some deadline stress, or impress the World of Warcraft fans down in the tech dept. For those times you can rely on Offix Ax to provide you with quality, office-ready axes.
LOL. Just what I needed to start off my Monday morning.
NICE!
I can see plenty of uses for an office ax.
Just make sure that your cubicle partner is not an office ax murderer.
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